I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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