you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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