she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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