please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
