I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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