6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He better not be in your backpack
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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