there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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