...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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