Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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