normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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