Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize