Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
It's never too late to be topless.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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