Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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