i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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