Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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