I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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