I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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