Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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