it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
barbara walters just said penis...
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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