you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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