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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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