I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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