I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Randomize
