i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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