sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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