just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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