we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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