i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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