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i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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