Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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