Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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