if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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