She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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