Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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