let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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