Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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