The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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