Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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