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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is

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(210): View more from Texas

In America we eat man semen.

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(858): View more from California

Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.

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(614): View more from Ohio

It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.

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(310): View more from California

I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.

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(916): View more from California

She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..

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(614): View more from Ohio

I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend

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(423): View more from Tennessee

its liver damage thursday

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