So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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