he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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