let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
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