Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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