the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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