it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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