when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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