you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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