Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Randomize
