How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
