We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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