she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
