is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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